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Aladdin Theater

A beloved fixture of southeast Portland, the Aladdin Theater is a historic venue on Milwaukie Avenue that has reinvented itself many times since first opening its doors in 1927. Built as a vaudeville and silent-film house, it later spent years as a cinema before being lovingly restored and reborn as one of the city's most respected seated music venues, all the while retaining the character and charm of its early twentieth-century origins. The theatre's appeal lies in its intimacy and its acoust.....

Hawthorne Theatre

The building spent its first 70 years keeping secrets - it was built as a Masonic lodge - and now spends its nights doing the opposite, at volume. The Hawthorne Theatre, at 1507 SE 39th Avenue (Cesar E. Chavez Boulevard) at Hawthorne Boulevard in Southeast Portland, is one of the city's essential mid-size rock rooms, operating since 2005 inside the 1919-vintage Sunnyside Masonic Temple. The lodge's second life was eclectic before it was loud: the decades after the Masons departed brought the Bl.....

Helium Comedy Club - Portland

A purpose-built home for stand-up in inner southeast Portland, Helium Comedy Club is part of a respected national chain that has brought top touring comedians to the city. Situated on Southeast 9th Avenue, the club offers the classic comedy-club experience of an intimate showroom, table seating and a full bar, and it has become one of Portland's principal destinations for live comedy since opening its doors. The venue is designed around its showroom, a tiered space that seats several hundred gu.....

Helium Comedy Club Portland

Portland's nationally envied comedy scene has a specific address to thank: this club, more than any other room, gave the city's comics a weekly paying stage and built the ecosystem around them. Helium Comedy Club, at 1510 SE 9th Avenue just off Hawthorne Boulevard in the Central Eastside, opened in 2010 and remains the anchor venue of stand-up in Oregon. The main showroom seats 275 across 3,000 square feet of tiered tables with full food and drink service; around it operate the 85-capacity 9th .....

High Limit Room

No bar, no booze, no age limit - just a PA, a marquee and the conviction that hardcore is for the kids. High Limit Room, upstairs at 720 SE Hawthorne Boulevard in Portland's Central Eastside, opened in summer 2025 as the city's dedicated all-ages home for hardcore, punk and DIY shows - a 250-capacity room built by the scene it serves. The founders are the team behind 777 Booking - Chip Sneed, Kieran Harden, Stephen Cameron and Andrew Le - Portland's hardcore promotion crew, who took over the fo.....

Holocene

Two friends spent nine months gutting an auto-parts warehouse because Portland had no room for the electronic music they loved - twenty years later their club is the city's dance-floor institution. Holocene, at 1001 SE Morrison Street in the Buckman neighbourhood of inner-Southeast Portland, opened in June 2003 and remains the city's essential music-and-arts nightclub. Founders Scott McLean and Jarkko Cain built the 5,000-square-foot space themselves in the old Best Auto Parts warehouse: soarin.....

Keller Auditorium

Portland's hardest-working stage opened on the Fourth of July 1917 and has carried every era of the city's cultural life since: opera, Broadway, ballet, rock tours and presidential speeches, all in one building on Clay Street. Keller Auditorium, at 222 SW Clay Street downtown, is the 2,992-seat workhorse of the Portland'5 Centers for the Arts - 3,034 with the pit rows in. The building began as the Municipal Auditorium, designed by New York architects Freelander and Seymour with Portland's White.....

Realm - Portland

Nirvana, Tool, Smashing Pumpkins and Soundgarden shook these walls in a previous life; the room now answers with the largest 4K LED wall on the West Coast. Realm - styled REALM - at 615 SE Alder Street in Portland is an immersive electronic music venue built inside the reimagined Melody Ballroom, the historic east-side hall whose stage carried decades of Portland music history before its conversion. The fit-out is the pitch: a d&b audiotechnik KSL cardioid sound system tuned for accuracy and ph.....

Revolution Hall - Portland

James Beard and Linus Pauling both went to school in this building; the auditorium where they sat assemblies is now the stage. Revolution Hall at 1300 SE Stark Street in Portland's Buckman neighbourhood occupies the 1924 auditorium of Washington High School, a brick landmark that closed with the school in 1981 and sat mostly vacant for three decades. The school - founded in 1906 as Eastside High and rebuilt after a fire - was purchased in 2013 and its 113,000 square feet converted to offices an.....

The Den - Portland

The Den is a bar and live entertainment venue in Portland, Oregon, offering drinks, food, and a regular calendar of live music, DJ sets, karaoke, and themed events. Portland's independent bar and music scene is among the most vibrant in the United States, with a density of small venues that gives the city its reputation as a creative capital for music, food, and culture. The Den contributes to this ecosystem by providing a neighbourhood gathering place with consistent entertainment programming. .....